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First thing about me is I hate little blurbs that your supposed to write out summing your life up in one paragraph....pretty effing lame. And numero two...um o...is i suck at this internet , im awkward at it cause it's pretty fake in purpose, so i feel fake doing it, and blah blah blah who effing cares : > on to my resume.

... or whatever the hell you wanna call my ramblings. Well in a nutshell, I've had the unfortunate pleasure of serving as a medic in the army for the past 5 years..did 27 months in Iraq fighting the mans war and so on and so on.

so im an army dude, but hopefully not of the douche bag variety that is so prevalent....but hey im not in the army anymore. Music and cooking is pretty much my p****ion.

Well tattoos too lol Pretty much the whole thing with this stupid online dating thing, is well it's 11am i just woke up and logged on to me ol' , and clicked the blurb for this dating crap, well because i thought i saw my buddies sister on the little pop up thing and figured that is s.

h.i.t. talking gold, but to be completely honest i don't know anybody back here since i've been gone for the past 5 friggin years so i figured i'd go the desperate easy route, cause to be honest (and this is so weak to admit) im lonely as hell here.

.. anyways thats my paragraph...and about 1.2 minutes of stupid canned bull : > these things suck....: > oh and p.s.s. i really love how this thing censored the **** out of p****ion.

..oh wait that is all censored too....damn pretty much open minded, funny, fit, ...and liking tattoos, hip hop, punk rock, and the stickiest of the ickiest is a huuuuuuuge plus for ya.

.e on you know im sexy...heh : >

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Sexy lips and beautiful eyes are a must and you gotta have a sense of humor I know I'm not smiling in my pics but believe me I like to laugh it breaks the ice.

Just In This For Fun...

Me ? I'm a local grad student who has my husband's permission to fuck around. He might watch, he might not, but he will have a say as to what guy I do fuck. Hey, it's only fair. My sex life is great, but I'm at the age where I pretty much wanna try it all.

Big cocks. The bigger the better. Sexy guys with big cocks. You know if your sexy and if your hung. Please, don't waste my time if your neither. I'm very busy so when we get a chance to meet, let's do it !! Not into e-mail tag, or chatting on line.

I do enough of that with work and school. I'm here to actually FUCK. Unlike most of you fakes and wanna bees.

Sorry if I come off as a bitch, but joplin mo swing clubs I have been burned sooo many times here by people NOT being who they say they are. A pic is a definite MUST. No pic, no reply. I have no trouble getting laid.

..but I am having trouble finding that elusive Mr. Big.

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How you doin? Well for starters, if you're a guy, please don't message me or attempt any contact whatsoever. Now that that's out of the way, I am in here to try something new and to have some fun, you know, wear my "swag" on the outside lol.

Anything else that you want to know about me I suggest you ask... And oh yeah, Forgive my facial expressions in most of my pictures, I'm drunk and partying in most lol Joplin mo swing clubs I think there is something wrong with the billing system for this hook-up site, it won't let me become a gold member so I can't view individual profiles or messages.

So if you dig what you see and read just email me at dot com(damn site wouldn't let me put the email down properly). Or IM me by user name ultimate_jive85, but be sure to let me know who you are and that you came from here.

I look forward to hearing from you. Now that that's out of the way, I'm open to variety, if you want to know if you're my type or what I'm interested in or anything of that nature just ask.

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Hey I'm Kim. well a little about me , well I'm a Fun ,sexy , confident Women who I know you would have a awesome time with. Love to try new and different things local girls and who loves to travel .

That's why I'm here to see what comes from this and who I may end up meeting . If you like what you see then send me a message .... Well I like a out going Man , with a great sense of humor , good personality , an a attractive Man { only I have to think so }.

Who must love to explore new and different things and who loves a adventure with no hesitation to try anything { If it's something worth trying out well, I want you to join me } .

"We must have the same common interests !" If your not scared after what I just wrote well , you never know try me , we could have a blast !! KIM

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Ladies first...Or a tall, black gentlemen is a huge turn on too!!!!

Just looking to have some fun while in the area working and taking some courses. Interested in finding a boy/girlfriend . I am very, safe, clean, and discreet! I'd like to make some lasting memories and kill time exploring my inner freak.

I would like to find a man to play with, especially if you are tall, dark, and talented in the sheets. And since the man I have now is on his way out if he doesn't act right.

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If you are not serious about hooking up at some point, then move on, you're wasting your time. I'm here to make friends and have fun. Not to swap pictures and talk dirty online. I have way too much to offer for that.

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